Creating the Perfect LS Weekend Getaway Bag

Jul 26
2 min read

Because nothing ruins the mood like forgetting your lube...

Let me tell you—there’s no buzzkill quite like arriving at a weekend hotel takeover, feeling sexy and ready to let loose, only to realize… you forgot your favorite lingerie. Or worse, your toothbrush. Been there. Not proud.

So today, I’m helping you avoid the rookie mistakes I’ve made (and seen others make) with a candid, lighthearted, slightly NSFW guide to building the Ultimate LS Weekend Getaway Bag.

🧳 The Essentials (aka “Duh, but I forgot it anyway”)

Condoms – Bring more than you think you’ll need. No, seriously.
Lube – Water-based, silicone, flavored—whatever suits your vibe. Just don’t rely on the hotel lotion. That’s not how you want to tingle.
Toiletries – Toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, floss, hairbrush… Sexy is in the details, friends.
ID and Room Key – You’d be surprised how many wander the halls keyless and confused.

👙 The Sexy Stuff

Lingerie for every mood – Think “romantic,” “dominant,” and “oops, I forgot pants.”
Theme night outfits – Check the event schedule. If it’s glow night, don’t show up in flannel.
Heels AND flip-flops – Look, you’ll want the heels for pics and the flips for running back to the room when you forget the condoms.

🛌 The Fun-but-Smart Stuff

Toy bag – Vibrators, restraints, floggers, blindfolds—whatever makes your night pop. Just remember to clean them!
Bluetooth speaker – Set the vibe in your room. Nothing screams “mood killer” like TV static.
Massage oil – You’d be shocked how many play sessions start with “Want a massage?”

💊 Health & Aftercare

Electrolytes – Gatorade, Liquid IV, Pedialyte… You’ll thank me the morning after.
Pain relievers – Because sexy time shouldn’t result in back pain that lasts three days.
Snacks – Protein bars, trail mix, chocolate. Low blood sugar is not a kink.
Aftercare blanket or robe – Something soft to wrap up in post-play. Bonus if it’s snuggle-friendly.
Mints or gum – You're welcome.

😂 Pro Tips from Someone Who’s Lived This

Ziploc your lube. Unless you want your lingerie smelling like cherry-scented regret.
Don’t pack your entire kink closet. You’re staying two nights, not opening a dungeon.
Leave a “vanilla” outfit in the car. For when you realize you need a Starbucks run and you’re still glittery from the night before.

Whether you're a seasoned swinger or a curious couple just dipping your toes in, your LS weekend should be fun, sexy, and stress-free. And that starts with the right bag.

So pack smart, stay hydrated, and don’t forget the damn lube.😉